- me: i'll do it at 7PM
- time: 7:02PM
- me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
-Lindy West (via fourstorytantrum)
Every time one of my guy friends says they prefer women without makeup I give them the hardest fucking side-eye. Like, I definitely don’t really mind either way but, I’m pretty sure some of these dudes has scarcely seen a woman without makeup.
Should I watch Fargo? I’m gonna watch Fargo
and not study.